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Elementary Math Apples : Numbers that Add to 7, Circles, Ellipses,
Reading 6:00 on a Clock, 5 + ? = 7, Days of the Week, Leap Years, Spelling
February, Dressing for Cold Weather, 15 Degrees Below Zero (–15º),
Deciduous Trees, Deciduous Teeth, Counting by Fives, 3x + 4x = 7x,
Archimedes 287 B.C. Wrote The Sand Reckoner and Got Killed Being Rude,
ante meridiem (a.m.), Donner and Blitz in German, One Million, Euclid
Wrote The Elements, Squares, Pacific and Atlantic Oceans, Whales Are Not
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Why Boats Are Cheaper to Rent in the Winter, Triangles, Herbivores and
Carnivores, the Colors of the Rainbow, a King in Checkmate, the Story of
the Titanic, ≠ (not equal), x + 4 = 7, One Thousand, Counting by
Hundreds, Reading 3:05 on a Clock, Rectangles. Hardcover, 128 pages. 
9780979107252 
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Fred Elementary Math Butterflies : One Yard = 3 Feet, Numbers that Add to 9,
Counting by twos, Reading 5:10 on a Clock, Facts about Butterflies,
Chrysalis vs. Cocoon, Braces, Parentheses and Brackets, Christina Rossetti,
Sheet Music for “But Not Alone,” Domenico Fetti’s Archimedes
Thoughtful, Exclamation Points, Bad Things about Sugar, One Good Thing
about Sugar, Marvin Stone’s Invention of the Paper Straw 1888, Orion’s
Belt, Betelgeuse, Why Not Every Three Stars Can Make a Triangle,
Collinear, Reading 5:55 on a Clock, Book Signings, Why You Can Not Walk In
a Room, Deliberate vs. Inadvertent, How to Say Toenail in German, Ordinal
Numbers, Yurts, Half Past Six, a Nebula is Not a Star, Light Years, the
Alphabet Game, a Dozen, Perpendicular, p.m. (post meridiem), Syncope,
Sheet Music for “The Crash of the Bell Tower,” Quotation Marks inside
of Quotation Marks, A Baker’s Dozen, Spine of a Book, Naissance, Lie vs.
Lay, Whole Numbers, Cardinal Numbers, Trillion, Quadrillion and
Quintillion, Alephnull, Kingie’s Brothers, States that Begin with the
Letter M, ∞, Saying Thank You, Virgil’s Aeneid, History of Pizza,
How to a Table. Hardcover, 128 pages. 
9780979107269 
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Life of
Fred Elementary Math Cats : Ursa Major (Big Bear), Commutative, Asterism,
Vowels, Cardinality of a, Loud Talkers, Hiring Freeze, One Quarter,
Numerals vs. Numbers, Counting by Threes, Hoodwinked, Finding Patterns,
Sheet Music for “Happy”, Four Basic Emotions, Right Angles, Quarter
and Half Notes, Obligate Carnivores, Adjectives and Verbs, Carbohydrates,
a Quarter to Three, the Mariana Trench, 5280 Feet in a Mile, Ferdinand
Magellan’s Trip, What Pacific Means, Bacteria, Rabies in 300 B.C.,
Treating Cat Scratches, Capital Letters Start Sentences, Five Vowel Words:
Mat, Met, Mit, Mot, Mut, TwentyTwo English Words That Don’t Contain a
Vowel: By, Cry, . . . , Tryst, and Why, Numbers Expressed as Hundreds,
Tens and Ones, Sexagesimal and Decimal Systems, Numbers that Add to 13,
Morse Code, Four Major Oceans of the World, Centuries, Centenarians, and
Centurions, Homonyms, Square Feet, Prepositional Phrases, 71 English
Prepositions, Volume, One Meter, the Three Countries of the World that
Don’t Primarily Use the Metric System. What Mathematicians Do, Prime
Numbers, Less Than (<). Hardcover, 128 pages. 
9780979107276 
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Life of
Fred Elementary Math Dogs : One Million, Our Place in the Dance of Life, π,
the Game of Doubles, Fortnight, Digits in a Number, Two Dimes = 20 Cents,
New Words in English, Anachronism, Middle English, Old English, Doubling 1
➔ 2 ➔ 4 ➔ up to
1,267,650,600,228,229,401,496,703,205,376 (which is 100 doubles), 7  z =
4, Making Choices in Life, Daniel Defoe’s Robinson Crusoe, Morse Code
from A–Z, Functions, the Function Party Game, One Billion, Finding
Patterns, What Can Cause Unclear Thinking, Rhyme Schemes, Tennyson’s In
Memoriam, Eyes Adjusting to Bright Light, Consecutive Even Numbers, ATM
Cards, Numbers that Add to 15, Guessing Functions, Right Angles,
Rectangles, Constant Functions, Buying Books, One Day Without Reading,
Sheet Music for “Borrowed Books”, Beautiful Handwriting, Numbers that
Add to 17, Macronutrients, the Eight Planets, Seven Wonders of the Ancient
World, Different Ways to Pick Out a Book to Read, Bar Graphs, Different
Jobs You Might Choose, Adopting a Dog, Idioms, Spendthrifts, Adding two
and threedigit numbers, Art in Advertising, Carrying the One in Addition,
Female and Male, Apartment Leases, Isotopes of Hydrogen, the Chemical
Elements, Dog Games. Hardcover, 128 pages. 
9780979107283 
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Life of
Fred Elementary Math Edgewood : Dangling participles, Concurrent Lines,
Christina Rossetti’s “A Chill,” Dealing with Troubles, Parallel
Lines, Trapezoids, Right Angles, Facing Things You Don’t Want to Do,
Functions, Rhombuses, Constant Functions, Tripoli, Eritrea, Median
Average, Writing Larger Numbers with Commas, Using Logarithms to Solve 2x
= 5, Birdie Rule for Logarithms, Finding Approximate values for log 5 on a
Calculator, Bar Graphs, Math Poems, >, Couplets in Poetry, Strait does
not mean Straight, Judging People by their Size, If Fred Were an Author,
Numbers that Add to 8, 10, and 12, Population of the Earth, State Income
Tax Rates as Percents, Definition of Polka Dots, Parallelograms, Rows and
Columns of a Matrix, the Four Kinds of Sentences: Declarative,
Interrogative, Imperative, and Exclamation, Pronouns, Quarter of an Hour,
Importance of Seat Belts, Small, Medium, and Large Mistakes, Busted vs.
Broken, Half Dozen, Gibbous Moons, Dusk, Two Kinds of Knowledge Errors,
Firearm Safety, Symptoms of Hypothermia, Voluntary and Involuntary Actions
of the Body, Lorentz Contraction, International Date Line, Treatment of
Hypothermia, the Addition Game Using Playing Cards, Alright Is Not a Word,
Playing GuessAFunction, Six Examples of Functions: Add, Subtract,
Multiply, Divide, Tangent, and Derivative, One Way to Feel Lonely, What It
Means to Matriculate. Hardcover, 128 pages. 
9780979107290 
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Fred Elementary Math Farming : Why Many Dolls Have a Vacant Stare, Adding to
14, Litotes, Googol, Three Things in Order to be Great, Oxymorons,
Percents, Adding to 16, Rows of a Matrix, Median Average, Collective
Nouns, Union ofs, All of Mathematics Generated by the Empty, Proof
that the of Everything (the Universal) Cannot Exist, Cardinality
of a, Cockadoodledoo in Four Languages, Collinear Points, Numbers
vs. Numerals, Borrowing One in Subtraction, Circumference of the World,
What Iniquitous Means, the Second Sound Recording Ever Made, the Proof
that Every Number is Interesting, Definition of Function, Domain, and
Codomain, Flour Fights Are Fun, Rhetorical Questions, the Game of
Questions, Caesura, Radius and Ulna, Humerus vs. Humorous, Dollars in
Different Denominations. Hardcover, 128 pages. 
9781937032005 
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Fred Elementary Math Goldfish : Tulip Mania, Drawing Things to Scale, Digits in
a Number, Similes, Being Pardoned Before Being Tried in 1974, What Is
Rarely on a Doll’s Christmas List, the Whole Point of Math, Don’t Wave
Your Money Around, the Advanced Form of the Game of Which of These Is Not
Like the Others, Keeping Your Word, Picking Your Friends and Your Spouse,
Polygons, Sequences, a Crocodile Smile, What to Remember If You Smoke,
Comparative Forms of Adjectives, Superlative Forms of Adjectives, a Waning
Moon, People’s Life Goals Are Different than Fish’s Life Goals,
Definition of an Acre, What Gets Venerated, Meters vs. Yards, Four
Countries That Are Nations of Immigrants, Kilograms vs. Pounds, How to
Deal with a Duck Who Never Tells the Truth, Lacrimal Glands, Area of a
Rectangle, Living in a City vs. Living in the Country, Volume of a Fish
Tank, Cubic Feet into Gallons, Gallons of Water into Pounds, Multiplying
by Ten, Hundred, and Thousand, One Ton = 2000 lbs., Anthropomorphizing
Fish, Plastic Aquarium Plants Don’t Die, Decimal Point, Estimating Sums,
Drawbacks to 180gallon Fish Tanks, Physical Work vs. Mental Work, Tragedy
of the Commons, a Fish in a Tank vs. Coalback in Jail, Talking to Your
Goldfish, Kingie’s Favorite Composers, Practicing the Metric System with
Dental Floss, Purchasing Foreign Products, Bar Graphs, Protein and Calcium
for Growth. Hardcover, 128 pages. 
9781937032012 
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Fred Elementary Math Honey : A Real Education Is Both Broad and Deep,
Thirtysix Shades of Blue, Commutative Law of Multiplication, Closed Under
Addition, Having a Job that Matters, Quarter of an Hour, Cardinal Numbers,
Developing Character, Time Zones in the U.S., d = rt, the Milky Way, One
Trillion, Exponents, Protons in the Observable Universe, Atoms, Periodic
Table of the Elements, Varieties of Houses, 1½ + 1½, Is This a
Function?, Bragging, Mysteries in Life, Long Division, Fractions,
Remainders, Dividing 56382 by 3, Hip Fractures, Changing 82614 feet into
Yards, Three Reasons to Learn Long Division (Even Though Calculators
Exist), 36 Quarters Equals How Many Dollars?, the Four Times Table, a
Disadvantage to Being Married to a Calculator, Why English Teachers Have
It Rougher Than Math Teachers, What Happens When You Squeeze Your
Toothpaste Tube Four Times Harder Than Normal, Reading Graham Greene’s
The Heart of the Matter in German, the GuessaFunction Game, a Balance in
Life, Four Answers to Where Honey Comes From, Four Answers to Where Do
Bees Live, Hexagons and Octagons, Why Bees Don’t Make Honeycombs in the
Shape of Squares, Smelting Iron Ore, What You Add to Iron to Make Steel,
Buying Flash Cards vs. Making Them, How Far the Netherlands Is from
Holland, Becoming an Apiarist, Farther vs. Further, Checklist for Starting
a Business, Penciling out a Proposed Business, the Big Question in
Arithmetic—Do I Add, Subtract, Multiply, or Divide?, Why Not to Become a
Typewriter Manufacturer, the Drawbacks to Ignoring Reality, Why Fred
Can’t Get a Credit Card, Looking Back at Mistakes We Have Made in Life,
Division by Twodigit Numbers, the Past Tense of mimic, 7xyz + 8xyz, What
Magic Really Means, Slope of a Line. Hardcover, 128
pages. 
9781937032029 
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Fred Elementary Math Ice Cream : One Use of Poetry, The Big Question in
Arithmetic, Stationery vs. Stationary, Multiplying Twodigit Numbers, a
Pound of Hamburger Weighs More Than a Pound of Gold, the Last Ten
Multiplication Facts, How to Remember 7×8 = 56, Sigma Notation, Bibelots,
Subtracting 12 oz. from 15 lbs., Forestland in the United States,
Hyperbole, Bar Graphs, Ordered Pairs, Business Letters vs. Personal
Letters, Capitalization in Closing Salutations, Elapsed Time, First and
Second Coordinates, Using Honey Cards, Why Algebra Does Not Use the Times
Sign (×), How to Polish Leather Shoes, Maps as Seen by Artists, War
Historians, Mathematicians, Lovers of Cheese, and Literature Historians, a
Poetical Meaning for “the Land of Milk and Honey,” Endoplasmic
Reticulum, Finding Cyprus on a Map, the Cardinality of the of All Ice
Cream Flavors that Begin with the Letter Alpha, Implicit vs. Explicit, the
Two Major Countries on the Iberian Peninsula, Why You Can’t Find an Ibex
in Kansas, Minutes and Hours in the Metric System, How to Have Ice in the
Summer in Kansas in 1843, Improper Use of Seat Belts, Plotting Points on a
Graph, Why You Shouldn’t Park on the Sidewalk, Michelangelo di Lodovico
Buonarroti Simoni’s Painting, Perimeter, the One Reason for Mathematics,
When Eating Ice Cream Can Be Torture, Irony, Hooke’s Law, Slope of a
Line, Estimating Using Graphs, Changing the Scale on a Graph, Counting
Back Change, Liberty vs. Freedom, the Commutativity of Union, Less
Than (<) and Greater Than (>), Homogenized Milk, Why Use Soap,
Cryogenics, What You Can Do If You Have Tons of Casual Cash (the answer:
buy graph paper), Joe’s Stomach Has Only Finite Capacity, Why Brass
Braces Are Better Than Regular Braces, Area of a Rectangle.
Hardcover, 128 pages. 
9781937032036 
$16.00 
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Fred Elementary Math Jelly Beans : Little Babies Can’t Fritter Away
Their Time, Finding Onethird of a Number, Using Fisher’s Exact test,
When the Possessive Case Is Indicated with Just an Apostrophe and No s,
Prime Numbers, Fibonacci Numbers, Nouns, Fred’s Sevenword Speech, the
Use of Segues, Can Dolls Grow Up?, Casting Out Nines, Seven to the
Onethousandth Power in Three Steps, What Cows Don’t Think About, a
Great Way to Rot Your Teeth, Intersection ofs, Commutativity of
Intersection, the Probability that Fred Will See Betelgeuse Become a Super
Nova (the answer: one chance in ten thousand), Why Education Is So
Important, Fever vs. Femur, Carburetors, Litotes, One Way to Avoid Evil,
Decimal Points, Adding Decimals, Logs, Volume of a Box, Outline of the
Plot of the First Three Acts of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, English Major
vs. Math Major, Résumés, the Pinocchio Paradox, What Is a Tinker, Median
Averages, Mean Averages, the Fad that Began March 3, 1939, Fifty Basic
Survival Skills, Exponents, Subtraction, Reducing Fractions, Milli
and Kilo, Monophagous and Monostich, Epigraphs, Tally Marks, Pie Charts,
Five Things Your Income Depends On, the Biggest Happiness Killer, Mode
Average, Subtracting Three Inches from Three Miles, Incisors, How to Prove
You Are Not a Duck. Hardcover, 128 pages. 
9781937032067 
$16.00 
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Fred Elementary Math Kidneys : Three
Keys to Success, Charles Demuth’s “I Saw the Figure 5 in Gold,”
Milliliters, Teachers’ Salaries, How to Carry Money on the Street,
Writing Numerals in Checks ($4000 and Not $40.00), Idioms, Semibreves,
Libraries State that Mccoy Comes Before Macdonald, Word Problems in
Arithmetic, 100%, the Result of Years of Piano Practice, the Great
Depression, Na + Cl → NaCl, Grams Vs. Ounces, Functions, Images of
Elements of the Domain, Volumes, 115 Ounces = 7 Pounds and 3 Ounces, the
Biggest Error in Thinking, What to Do in Life When You Hit a Wall,
Perimeters, Definition of an Acre, How to Make a Million Dollars in Four
Years, the Calculus Definition of Limit, the Economics of Free Things,
Scores, Dozens, and Braces, Polar Form of Complex Numbers, Exponents, the
Five Different Solutions to X5 = 32, Salaries of University Presidents, a
Quarter after Two, Toiletries for Kids and Older People, Physical Exams,
Ketones and Glucose, the Best Use of Leisure Time, Why We Have Two
Kidneys, the Chief Use of Kidneys Is Not to Make Urine,
PointSegmentSquareCubeTesseract, Twelve Kinds of Set Theory, the Best
Time in History to Become a Mathematician, Adumbration in Literature,
Arithmetic Sequences and Series, the Difference Between the United Kingdom
and Great Britain, the Four Different Reasons We Speak, Preview of the
Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, Sigma Notation, Descartes’ Analytic
Geometry, Why it Is Called a Solstice. Hardcover, 128
pages. 
9781937032074 
$16.00 
Life of
Fred Elementary Math Liver : What
to Pack for Camp, 1/4 + 1/4 +1/4 = 3/4, Why Blowing Your Nose and Wiping
Your Eyes Is Not Commutative, I.e., E.g., Viz., Elapsed Time, the Two
Rules of Survival, Passing the Sat Exam, Metaphors, the Three Angles of a
Triangle Always Add to 180º, What Can Go Wrong with a Lifetime Guarantee,
How To Be a Business Success, the Pythagorean Theorem, Finding Twofifths
of $400,000, Ordering Tjvjik, Ghapama and Satsivi at a Restaurant, Being a
Hepatologist, Solving 2x  7 = 11, What Livers Do, the Difference Between
Saturnalia and Saturnine, Hypercholesterolemia, Pie Charts, Cirrhosis, the
Drawbacks of Multitasking, Extradural Hemorrhage, Sixsevenths of 413,
Four Drawbacks to Fred Living in a Castle in Germany, Verbs Often Used by
People in Various Occupations, Treble and Bass Clefs, Electrical Use by
U.S. Farms in 1925, How to Win at Bridge, Short Division, Quotients,
Secant Lines, How to Have People like You, Changing Percents to
Fractions—68 Completely Worked out Examples, Computing 2% of 550, Who Is
Not Harmed by Watching Television All Day Long, the Difference Between
Graffito and Graffiti, Pet Names Are Different than Names for Pets, How
Not to Work Out in a Gym Weight Room, Functions, Domains, and Codomains,
Brain Chatter and the Uses of Silence, Reducing Fractions, the First Step
in Producing Great Art, What Three Units of a College Class Means,
Reasonable Answers, the One Purpose of Great Universities, the Masthead of
a Newspaper, Forming the Possessive of Words That End in S, Four Things
That Are Important to Learn Earlier in Life, Finding an Average.
Hardcover, 128 pages. 
9781937032081 
$16.00 
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Fred Elementary Math Mineshaft : Milligrams
and Pounds, Rounding Numbers; a Trillion Pounds of Rice to Cuba; the
Number of Stars in a Typical Galaxy; Threeeights of 19,416; Is a Quart
less than (<) a Duck?; What to Do with Eleven Hours of Free Time Each
Day; Six Is What Fraction of 24? Post Meridiem; Exponents; Extending the
Domain of a Function; What Piece of Leather Made Feudalism Possible;
Perpendicular Lines; Diminutives; Silent Letters; Rhombus; Can a
Foursided Figure Have Exactly Three Right Angles? Cardinality of Sets;
Sectors; Most Horses Achieve Few Outstanding Things in Life; the Reason to
Learn the Greek Alphabet; Square Knots; Inverse Operations; How Concrete
Is Different than Cement; Prolix vs. Laconic; Freedom vs. Liberty; the
Largest Cardinal Number Isn’t Six; Ounces, Gills, and Pints; Italicizing
Book Titles; 30% of 270; Division by 100; Broiling vs. Pan Frying; Freud,
Skinner, and Maslow; the Four Types of Sentences; Maslow’s Hierarchy of
Needs; Pangolins; Mammals; Subtracting 3 oz. From 4 lbs. 2 oz.;
Subtracting 7 Minutes 25 Seconds from 20 Minutes 10 Seconds; Subtracting 2
Gallons 1 Quart from 4 Gallons; Chords of a Circle; Three Definitions of
Diameter; Steak for Oneyearolds; Subtracting 40 Feet from 9 Miles;
Fahrenheit to Celsius Conversions; Questions People Have at Different
Stages in Life; Why You Won’t Bump into Moby Dick in Kansas; Does x <
y Imply y > x? Converting 39 Inches into Feet; Indications Your
Daughter Will Become an English Major; Finding the Sale Price after Taking
40% Off; the Image of an Element in the Domain of a Function; 63ºF = 17
2/9ºC. Hardcover, 128 pages. 
9780970999597 
$19.00 
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Middle School Math Fractions : Less Than, Billion,
Cardinal and Ordinal Numbers, Diameter and Radius, Savings and Expenses,
Definition of a Fraction, Sectors, Comparing Fractions, Reducing
Fractions, Adding and Subtracting Fractions, Common Denominators, Roman
Numerals, Least Common Multiples, Improper Fractions, Lines of Symmetry,
Division by Zero, Circumference, Multiplying Mixed Numbers, Commutative
Law, Canceling, Definition of a Function, Area, Unit Analysis, Division of
Fractions, Geometric Figures, Estimating Answers. Hardcover, 192
pages. 
9780979107207 
$19.00 
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Middle School Math Decimals and Percents :Number
Systems, Adding and Subtracting Decimals, Multiplying by Ten, Functions
and Inverse Functions, Pi, Multiplying Decimals, Whole Numbers, Squaring a
Number, Subtracting Mixed Units, Sets and Subsets, Union and Intersection
of Sets, Rules of Divisibility, Division of Decimals, Repeating Decimals,
Bar Graphs, Prime and Composite Numbers, Consecutive Numbers, the Goldbach
Conjecture, Area of a Circle, Dollars vs. Cents, Pie Charts, Conversion
between Percents/ Fractions/ Decimals, 40% of 15, 30% off, Distance Equals
Rate Times Time, 15% more, Area of a Triangle, Square Roots, Area of a
Parallelogram, 13 Is What Percent of 52, Ratio, Ordered Pairs, Graphing,
Negative Numbers, Elapsed Time, Probability. Hardcover, 192 pages. 
9781937032227 
$29.00 
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of Fred Middle School Math PreAlgebra 0 with Physics :
Numerals, Making models, Nineteen conversion factor problems, Area of a
rectangle, Friction independent of speed, Constants of Proportionality,
Exact speed of light, Continuous and discrete variables, Story of the
meter, Pendulums, Oblate spheroids, Krypton vs. kryptonite, Square roots,
Pilgrims in Massachusetts in 1620, Hard c and soft c, Normal forces,
Coefficient of friction, Solving d = rt for r, How ducks pronounce mu,
Graphing points, Ordered pairs, Why rocks stop falling,
Hunchconjecturetheorylaw, Simultaneity doesn’t exist, Inductive and
deductive reasoning, How fossils and astronomy are connected, Hooke’s
law, Four ways to stretch a spring, Three meanings of plastic, Static vs.
kinetic friction, Nine forms of energy, Energy Cards game, Calamari
spaghetti, Poetry of Christina Rossetti, Most filmed spot in the world,
Getting grass stains out of pants, Experimentally finding the coefficient
of static friction without knowing the weight of the object, How you know
you have a liver, Resolving a vector into its components, Addition of
vectors, Similar triangles, Slope, Physicists think that there isn’t any
work in holding a bowling ball, Kelvin temperature, Law of conservation of
energy, Perpetual motion machines, Kilowatthours, Photosynthesis, Metric
system, Gregorian calendar, Two ways to measure mass, Definition of pi,
Inertia, Newton’s first and second laws, Why cramming doesn’t work
well, Definition of pressure, Exponents, Density of neutron stars,
Computing the mass of an iron atom, Cavalieri’s principle, Pressure at a
given depth, Special glass in auto windshields, Buoyancy, Finding the
volume of a desk lamp, 80pound rubber ducky, Official rules of golf,
Advantages of cerebrospinal fluid, Air has mass, Why 35foot straws
don’t work, You are alive because ice floats, Gedankenexperiments, How
water fountains work, Elliptical constructions, Galvani and dead frogs
that twitch, Birds sitting on highvoltage power lines, How to buy a cafe,
Placing question marks at the end of a quotation, Schematic drawings in
electrical circuits, Electrons per second in an ampere, Why we wear
clothes on days ending in y, Ohm’s law, Batteries in series, Computing
resistance in parallel circuits, Dangers of electricity—Thomas Merton,
Museums in New York City, History of the atom: Democritus, Isaac Newton,
Henri Becquerel, J. J. Thomson, Ernest Rutherford, Niels Bohr, Principal
quantum number, Arnold Sommerfeld, Louis de Broglie, C. J. Divisson and L.
H. Germer, Orbital quantum number, Orbital magnetic quantum number, Spin
magnetic quantum number, Wolfgang Pauli, Werner Heisenberg, Paul Dirac,
Carl David Anderson, Positron. Hardcover, 288 pages. 
9780979107221 
$29.00 
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Fred Middle School Math PreAlgebra 1 with Biology : Definition
of Life, Sets, Fractions, Germination of Seeds, Area of a Rectangle,
Volume of a Cube, Ordinal Numbers, Diameter and Circumference of a Circle,
Definition of π, 2% of 500, Four Ways Plants Make New Plants, d = rt,
20% Discount, the Five Kingdoms, Phyla, Classes, Orders, Families, Genera,
Species, Your Brain, Conversion Factors, Where the NonWater Mass of a
Plant Comes From—Plants Don’t Eat Dirt, Subsets of Sets, Digestion,
Eyes, Negative Numbers, Dominant Genes, Genotypes, Phenotypes, Blood,
Staying Alive, Solving Algebraic Equations, Volume of a Cylinder, Word
Problems, Breathing, Chlorophyll vs. Hemoglobin vs. Hemocyanin,
Avogadro’s Number, Stoichiometry, the Whole Numbers, a Proof that
Division by Zero is Not Permitted, Bones, the Integumentary System,
Epidermis and Dermis, Meiosis and Mitosis, Chromosomes, DNA, Alleles,
Changing Your Phenotype. Hardcover, 288 pages. 
9780979107238 
$29.00 
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Fred Middle School Math PreAlgebra 2 with Economics :
Domain and codomain of a function,
Conversion factors, Steps in Solving Word Problems, How Not to Bore Your
Horse If You Are a Jockey, Onetoone Functions, Unit Analysis, Key to a
Successful Business, Five Qualities that Money Should Have, the Tulip
Mania in Holland, Definitions of Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism,
Payday Loans, the Tragedy of the Commons, Partnerships, Cardinality of a
Set, Four Ways to Kill Competition, Freedom vs. Liberty, Why We Have a
High Standard of Living, Tariffs, Demand Curves, Venn Diagrams,
Ricardo’s Law of Comparative Advantage. Hardcover, 288
pages. 
9781937032111 
$39.00 
Life of
Fred Middle School Math Beginning Algebra Expanded Edition : All
of firstyear high school algebra: Finite/Infinite Numbers, Natural
numbers, Whole numbers, Integers, Adding signed numbers, Ratios,
Multiplying signed numbers, Proportions, Inequalities in the integers,
Continued Ratios, Adding like terms, Rectangles, Trapezoids, Sectors,
Symmetric Law of Equality, Order of operations, Solving Equations,
Rational numbers, Set builder notation, Distanceratetime problems,
Distributive law, Reflexive Law of Equality, Proof of the distributive
law, Coin problems, Age problems, Transposing, Solving systems of
equations by elimination, Work problems in two unknowns, Graphs, Plotting
points, Averages, Graphing linear equations, Graphing any equation,
Solving systems of equations by graphing, Solving systems of equations by
substitution, Inconsistent and Dependent systems of equations, Factorial
function, Areas and volumes, Commutative laws, Negative exponents,
Multiplying polynomials, Solving quadratic equations by factoring, Common
factors factoring, Easy trinomial factoring, Difference of squares
factoring, Grouping factoring, Harder trinomial factoring, Solving
fractional equations, Simplifying rational expressions, Adding and
subtracting rational expressions, Multiplying and dividing rational
expressions, Solving pure quadratic equations, Square roots, Pythagorean
theorem, Real numbers, Irrational numbers, Fractional exponents, Solving
radical equations, Rationalizing the denominator, Quadratic equations in
everyday life, Solving quadratic equations by completing the square,
Quadratic formula, Long division of polynomials, Functions, Slope, Finding
slope of a line from its equation, Slopeintercept form of a line, Range
of a function, Fast way to graph y = mx + b, FahrenheitCelsius
conversions, Graphing inequalities, Why you can’t divide by zero,
Absolute value, Solving inequalities in one unknown. This single
book combines the former Beginning Algebra Book and the Home Companion
Book. Hardcover,
544 pages. 
9780937032043 
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Life of
Fred Middle School Math Zillions of Practice Problems for Beginning Algebra : Need
a lot of practice or stuck on a particular kind of problem? This book has
been requested by many readers. Keyed directly to the chapters and topics
of Life of Fred: Beginning Algebra. Each problem worked out in complete
detail. Eleven mixture word problems are each worked out step by step,
often using a whole page of explanation for each problem. Thirteen
quadratic equations solved by completing the square. Thirteen examples of
two equations with two unknowns solved by the elimination method. This
book is mandatory for those who need it. The Zillions of Practice Problems
Slogan: If your cat can work through all the problems in this book, your
cat can teach Beginning Algebra at any school in the nation.
Hardcover, 272 pages. 
9781937032135 
$39.00 
Life of
Fred Middle School Math Advanced Algebra Expanded Edition : All
of secondyear high school algebra: Ratios, Median averages, Proportions,
Dividing by zero, Crossmultiplying, Constants of proportionality, Inverse
variation, Direct variation, Joint variation, Weight varies directly as
the cube of the height, Area varies directly as the square of the height,
Volume varies directly as the cube of the height, Laws of exponents,
Rationalizing the denominator, Pythagorean theorem, Solving radical
equations, Surface area of a cone, A Brief History of mathematics, Natural
numbers, Whole numbers, Integers, Irrational numbers, Real numbers,
Imaginary numbers, Complex numbers, Velocity, Conversion factors, Unit
analysis, Venn diagrams, Union of sets, Disjoint sets, Subsets,
Intersection of sets, Significant digits in addition and multiplication,
Scientific notation, Exponential equations, Logarithms, Product, quotient,
birdie, and power rules for logarithms, Using a scientific calculator,
Finding antilogs, Three definitions of logarithms, Changeofbase rule for
logarithms, Graphing, Abscissa, Ordinate, Quadrants, Slope, Slope given
two points, Slopeintercept and doubleslope forms of the line, Slopes of
perpendicular lines, Multiplying binomials, Factoring binomials, Factoring
a difference of squares, Factoring trinomials, Adding, subtracting,
multiplying and dividing polynomial fractions, Complex fractions, Linear
equations, Quadratic equations, Radical equations, Systems of Equations,
Inconsistent, dependent and independent equations, Graphing planes in
three dimensions, Cramer’s rule, Determinants, Ellipses, Circles,
Reflective property of ellipses, Parabolas, Hyperbolas, Graphing
inequalities, Definition of a function, Domain, Codomain, Range,
Functional notation, Onetoone, Onto, Inverse functions, Ordered pairs,
Long division of polynomials, Partial fractions, Proofs by math induction,
Linear Programming, Arithmetic progressions, and series, Adding and
multiplying matrices, Geometric sequences and progressions, Sigma
notation, Fundamental principle of counting, Factorial, Permutations,
Combinations, Binomial formula, Pascal’s Triangle. This single
book combines the former Advanced Algebra Book and the Home Companion
Book. Hardcover, 128 pages. 
9780937032104 
$29.00 
Life of
Fred Middle School Math Zillions of Practice Problems for Advanced Algebra :
Need a lot of practice or stuck on a particular kind of problem? This book
has been requested by many readers. Keyed directly to the chapters and
topics of Life of Fred: Advanced Algebra. Each problem worked out in
complete detail. Ten exponential equations worked out step by step. Over
40 problems dealing with functions. Sixteen imaginary number problems
solved in detail. Eleven linear programming problems—each taking about a
page to solve. A bonus sixpage introduction to Turing Machines, starting
on page 117. Hardcover, 240
pages. 
9781937032210 
$39.00 
Life of
Fred High School Math Geometry Expanded Edition : Points and Lines, Angles,
Triangles, Parallel Lines, Perpendicular Lines, Quadrilaterals, Area,
Similar Triangles, Symbolic Logic, Right Triangles, Circles,
Constructions, NonEuclidean Geometry, Solid Geometry, Geometry in Four
Dimensions, Coordinate Geometry, Flawless (Modern) Geometry. The
author recommends taking Advanced Algebra before Geometry. This
expanded edition includes answers to all problems. No answer key is
required. Hardcover, 542 pages. 
9781937032166 
$39.00 
Life of
Fred High School Math Trigonometry Expanded Edition : After
Beginning Algebra, Advanced Algebra and Geometry, this book completes
everything you need for calculus. Angles of elevation, Definition of the
sine function, Angles of depression, Area of a triangle = ½ab sin θ,
Heron’s formula, Review of graphing and significant digits, Discrete and
continuous variables as illustrated in The Merchant of Venice, Tangent
function, Why we create new mathematics, Limit of tan θ as θ
approaches 90º, Ordinal and cardinal numbers, Cosine function, Graphing y
= sin x, Identity function, Contrapositives, Domain and range of a
function, Defining 6 to the pi power, Trig angles in standard position,
Expanding the domain of a function, Periodic functions, Identities from
algebra, Even and odd functions, Trig identities for sine and cosine, for
tangent, for secant, Four suggestions for increasing success in solving
trig identities, Trig identities for cotangent and cosecant, Nine tricks
for solving trig identities, Shortcuts for graphing y = a sin (bx + c),
Degrees, minutes, and seconds, Conversion factors, Radians, Videlicet,
exempli. gratia, and id est, Area of a segment of a circle, Solving
conditional trig equations, Related angles, Joseph Lister, Multiple angle
formulas and their proofs, Symmetric law of equality, Probability of
finding a right triangle, Law of Cosines, Florence Nightingale, Law of
Sines, Inverse functions, Onetoone functions, Hyperbole, Principal
values of the inverse trig functions, Ambiguous case for the law of sines,
Why sin (2 Arctan 3) equals 3/5, Polar coordinates,
Graphing a cardioid and a lemniscate, Codomain of a function, Official
definition of the number one, Proof that the square root of 2 is
irrational, Transcendental numbers, Complex numbers, Russell’s paradox,
Malfatti’s problem and its solution in 1967, r cis θ, de Moivre’s
theorem and its proof, The millionth roots of i, Review of the major parts
of high school algebra and a preview of all of Calculus.. Hardcover,
496 pages. 
97809709995531 
$49.00 
Life of
Fred High School Math Calculus Expanded Edition : Functions, Limits,
Speed, Slope, Derivatives, Concavity, Trig, Related Rates, Curvature,
Integrals, Area, Work, Centroids, Logs, Conics, Infinite Series, Solids of
Revolution, Polar Coordinates, Hyperbolic Trig, Vectors, Partial
Derivatives, Double Integrals, Vector Calculus, Differential Equations.
(Two years of college calculus.) Hardcover, 544 pages. 
9780970999559 
$39.00 
Life of
Fred High School Math Statistics : Descriptive Statistics
(averages, measures of dispersion, types of distributions), Probability,
Bayes’ Theorem, From a Given Population Determine What Samples Will Look
Like (7 tests), Techniques of Sampling, From a Given Sample Determine What
the Population Was (14 tests), Determine Whether Two Given Samples Came
From the Same Population (15 tests), Working With Three or More Samples
(10 tests), Emergency Statistics Guide, Regression Equations, Field Guide,
16 Tables. (College level.) Hardcover, 544 pages. 

$6.00 
Life of
Fred High School Math Statistics Answer Booklet : Answer
key, paper 
9781937032203 
$52.00 
Life of
Fred High School Math Linear Algebra Expanded Edition : Solving systems of
equations with one, many, and no solutions. GaussJordan elimination.
Gaussian elimination. Matrices. LUdecomposition. Vector spaces. Inner
product spaces. GramSchmidt orthogonalization process. Fourier series.
Data fitting. Linear Transformations. Linear functionals. Dual spaces.
Eigenvalues and eigenvectors. Markov chains. (Upperdivision college
level.) Hardcover, 352 pages. 
9781937032234 
$19.00 
Life of
Fred High School Math Five Days : Set Theory, Modern Algebra, Abstract Arithmetic, Topology Rather than a course of study, this book is a sampler of advanced math for students who love math and Fred and want to preview courses they may take later. Upper division (college junior/senior) pure math is much different than calculus. No “word problems,” no formulas to memorize, no concrete applications—just puzzles to solve. Instead of learning procedures, students create definitions, theorems, and proofs. These are the first five days of Fred’s teaching set theory, modern algebra, abstract arithmetic, and topology. Each of the 139 assignments/puzzles/questions that he gives his students calls for creativity rather than doing drill work. Some of these can be done in a minute. Some will take several hours to complete. They are all meant to be enjoyed. The first day of set theory: cardinality of a set, set builder notation, naive set theory, modus
ponens, seven possible reasons to give in a math proof, the high school geometry postulates are inconsistent, the proof that every triangle is isosceles, normal sets. The first day of modern algebra: definition of a math theory, six properties of equality, formal definition of a binary operation, formal definition of a function, definition of a group, right cancellation law, left inverses, commutative law. The first day of abstract arithmetic: circular definitions, unary operations, the successor function, natural numbers, the five Peano postulates, mathematical induction. The first day of topology: topology is all about friendship, listed and counting subsets, open sets, the discrete topology, the three axioms of a topology, models for a topology, open intervals. By the fifth day Fred will have covered the
SchröderBernstein theorem (set theory), proved Lagrange’s theorem for subgroups of any group (modern algebra), defined the real numbers based only on the concept of “adding one” (abstract arithmetic), and explored continuous images of compact sets (topology).
Hardcover, 208 pages. 
9781937032524 
$39.00 
Life of
Fred High School Math Real Analysis :
The Real Numbers, Sequences, Series, Tests for Series Convergence, Limits
and Continuity, Derivatives, the Riemann Integral, Sequences of Functions,
Series of Functions, and Looking Ahead to Topics beyond a First Course in
Real Analysis. Subtopics include: The axiomatic approach to the real
numbers, eleven properties of the real numbers, mathematics after
calculus, definition of a function, if a and b are irrational, must ab
also be irrational?, two definitions of dense subsets, the natural numbers
are wellordered, the positive real numbers are Archimedean—two
definitions, math induction proofs, onetoone (injective) functions,
cardinality of a set, four definitions of onto, finding a onetoone onto
function from (0, 1) to [0, 1], countable and uncountable sets, Root Test,
Ratio Test, Integral Test, absolute and conditional convergence, weak and
strong induction proofs, secant lines, limit proofs using ε and
δ, eight theorems about limits and their proofs, lim g(f(x)) does not
always equal g(lim f(x)), continuous functions, four theorems about pairs
of continuous functions, the squeeze theorem, a very short proof that lim
sin x = 0 as x approaches zero, two definitions of derivative, the delta
process, the five standard derivative rules and their proofs, how much
detail to put in a proof, Schwarzschild radii, converses, contrapositives,
and inverses, Intermediate Value Theorem, Rolle’s theorem, Mean Value
Theorem, L’Hospital’s rule, proving lim (sin θ)/θ = 1 in two
steps, detailed definition of the Riemann integral, uniform continuity,
Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, Cauchy sequence of functions, Cauchy
series of functions, uniform convergence of a series of functions,
Weierstrass Mtest, power series, two formulas for the radius of
convergence, taking derivatives and antiderivatives of a power series,
Weierstrass Approximation theorem, finding an approximation for ln 5 on a
desert island, and the Cantor set. 
9781937032197 
$29.00 
Life
of Fred High School Chemistry : Exponents;
Lab Safety; Sulfuric Acid; Robert Bunsen and His Burner; Proper Diction;
Five Branches of Philosophy; Metric and English Systems; Only Three
Countries Use the English System; What Is an Element; Angstroms;
Conversion Factors; Significant Digits; Rounding; Finding the Weight of a
Single Helium Atom Using Only High School Lab Equipment; Scientific
Notation; Mass vs. Weight; Standard Pressure and Boyle’s Law;
Avogadro’s Number; Moles; the Scientific Method; Finding the Value of
Absolute Zero using Only High School Lab Equipment; Kelvin Scale; Standard
Temperature and Charles’s Law; Why a Mole of Any Gas at STP occupies
about 22.4 Liters; Atomic and Molecular Weight; Ozone; Density; the Island
of Cyprus Is Why Copper Is Cu instead of Co; History of the Atom; Periodic
Table of the Elements and How It Was Constructed; Atomic Number; Mass
Number; AMU Defined; Nine Isotopes of Helium; Radioactivity; 20 Metric
Prefixes from Yocto to Yotta; Compounds vs. Mixtures; Heterogeneous vs.
Homogeneous; Making Steel; Six Alloys of Gold; Why Wedding Rings Should
Not Be Made from Gallium; the Seven Elements that Exist as Diatomic
Molecules; Why Nails Are Galvanized; Standard Potentials of Elements;
Electrolysis; Endothermic and Exothermic Reactions; Photosynthesis;
Melting Wood; Metaphors vs. Similes; Nobel Gases; Lewis Structures;
Joules; Finding the Atomic Weight of Carbon using Only High School Lab
Equipment; Vapor Pressure; Desiccants; the Empty Space inside an Atom;
Rutherford’s Experiment; Chemistry with Aristotle and Proclus; Mass
Spectrometers; Alkali Metals; Alkaline Earth Metals; Enthalpy Change;
Hess’s Law; Groups and Periods; Halogens; Oxidation Numbers; Duet and
Octet Rules; How to Make Xenon Tetrafluoride; Metalloids; the Lanthanides
and the Actinides; Precipitates; Hyperbole; Finding Empirical Formulas
Experimentally; Balancing Skeleton Equations; Litotes; Electron Shells;
Core and Valence Electrons; Ionic Bonding; ThreeDimensional Periodic
Table; Covalent Bonding; Schrödinger’s Equation; Polar Covalent
Bonding; Electronegativity; Dipole Moment; Electrolytes; Cations and
Anions; Orbitals; Principal Quantum Numbers; Why Neon Lights Glow; Aufbau
Principle; Acids; Molarity; Hydronium Ions; Why HF Is Not a Strong Acid;
Computing Equilibrium Constants; pH; Le Châtelier’s Principle;
Polyatomic Ions; Titration Experiments; 0.00115 Is Equal to 10 to What
Power? Buffers and Why They Work; How Your Lungs Know They Should Breathe
Harder When You Exercise; Hydrocarbon Chemistry; Alkanes, Alkenes, and
Alkynes; Ring Compounds; Nine Classes of Organic Compounds: Haloalkanes,
Amines, Alcohols, Aldehydes, Ketones, Carboxylic Acids, Ethers, Esters,
and Amides; Biochemistry; Peptide Bonds; How Proteins Are Created inside
Cells; Importance of Eating Complete Proteins. Hardcover, 240 pages. 
9781937032180 
$19.00 
Life
of Fred High School Financial Choices : What
Jane Austen Said about a Single Man with a Good Fortune; the Difference
Between Income and Assets; Between Expenses and Liabilities; Two Ways to
Compute Your Financial Health—Budgeting vs. Net Worth; Needs vs. Wants;
Three Arguments Against Overspending; Which Assets Lose Value Quickly;
Fiat Currency; Figuring Future Value under Compound Interest; Figuring How
Long to Pay off a $5,000 Loan at 18% Interest with Payments of $80/month
(Most College Graduates with Science Majors Don’t Know How to Compute
That); Setting Goals for Your Life:
Financial/Physical/Family/Spiritual/Mental; Factors in Deciding Where to
Live—16 Questions to Help Decide; Detailed Guide to the Five Asset
Classes—Real Estate, Education, Paper, Things, and a Business That You
Own; Buying Furniture, Clothes, and Cars; Buying vs. Renting a Place to
Live; How to Decide How Much to Spend—Fancy or Cheap? How to Retire in
24 Years; Rule of 72; Investing in Real Estate—What to Buy and What
Price to Pay; the Use of Leverage; Investing in Education—the Seven
Advantages of College and Also Reasons Not to Go; Paper
Investments—Stocks, Bonds, Mortgages, REITS, Certificates of Deposits,
Mutual Funds; Investing in Things You Can Touch—Art, Baseball Cards,
Rare Books, Gems, Gold and Silver; Owing Your Own Business; the Story of
Inflation in Germany in the 1920s; One Key to Business Success; When to
Hire—the Seventimes Rule; Arguments for Being Employed/Going on
Welfare/Owning a Business; What It Means to Take an Oath; How to Choose
Which Business to Own; When to Choose Which Business You Want to Be In;
the First Step after Choosing Your Business; Reinventing Who You Are in
5,000 Hours; How to Keep Your Drive Alive; Money vs. Happiness; Seven Ways
to Get Startup Capital; Dealing with Failure; Dealing with
Age/Height/Being in Prison/Ill Health; Five Suggestions for Finding a
Supportive Spouse; Dealing with Procrastination/ Windfalls/Falling in
Love/It’sfree Offers; What Not to Talk about When You First Meet a
Potential Spouse; What to Disclose on the Third Date; Checklist of
Personal Habits for Success— How to Dress/How to Talk on the Phone/How
to Make Eye Contact/How to Shake Hands; Learning Skills in Negotiating;
Insurance—What to Buy and What Not to Buy; the Hard Task of Making
Decisions That Close off Alternatives in Your Life; Leading a Balanced
Life and Still Retiring in 24 Years; Nine Barriers to Financial Success;
How Wealth in a Society Is Created; Overcoming the Psychological Barriers
to Sunk Costs—Deciding Not to Continue Being a Dentist. Hardcover,
176 pages. 
9781937032128 
$19.00 
Life of
Fred Middle School Language Arts Australia :
Seven billion = 7,000,000,000, Indentation to begin paragraphs, Three
punctuation marks to end a sentence, Punctuation began common usage around
1450 (with the invention of the printing press), Two to the third power,
Subjunctive mood used much more frequently in German, French, and Latin
than in English, Postscripts, Picoseconds, Six question words (who, when,
where, why, what, and how), State abbreviations, Correct way to hold a
pencil, Plurals of words (two cases), Irregular plurals, Finding your
calling in life, Opening and closing salutations, Only the first word in a
closing salutation is capitalized, Australia is between the Indian and the
Pacific oceans, Silent letters, Islands vs. continents—the four
questions to ask, Homonyms, Topology, Daniel Boone, Is noon a.m. or p.m.?,
Proofreading, A bus with no door, Exaggerating vs. lying, Hyperbole, That
vs. which, Land of Nod, Using commas in lists, Five and fifteenyearolds
think about clothing differently, When to omit the s after the apostrophe
when forming a possessive, When to ask questions, Magnetic north pole is
moving, Pole reversals, Continual vs. continuous, Less vs. fewer,
Heteronyms, Two past tenses of kneel and of dream, Verbs defined, Winter
in June, How to have two summers and no winters each year, Prefixes, Stich
and hemistich, Alliteration, International Date Line, Five ways to make
plurals, Two uses of an apostrophe, Autobiography, Vowels, Six ways to
make plurals, Two past tenses of sneak, A seventh and eighth way to make
plurals, Which countries use the metric system. Hardcover, 128
pages. 
9781937032142 
$19.00 
Life of
Fred Middle School Language Arts Begin Teaching :
Ellipsis, Litotes, Meter = 39 inches, Ninth way to make plurals, Since can
be ambiguous, The whole point of English, Green’s Theorem in Space,
Consonants as defined by air flow, Location of a comma changes the
meaning, 14ºC = 57ºF, What the United States, Liberia, and Myanmar have
in common, Eleven ways to make plurals, 5 cm = 2 inches, Runon sentences,
Comma splices, Appositive phrase, Conjunctions, Lyrics, Iambic foot,
Pentameter, Trochaic, anapestic, and dactylic feet, Scansion, Twelfth way
to make plurals, Three ways to fix a comma splice, Eager vs. anxious, Not
looking at the spelling of a word to decide whether to use a or an, Long
vowels, Twentytwo words that don’t contain a, e, i, o, or u, Idioms,
Affect and effect as verbs, Affect and effect as nouns, Nouns defined, Lie
vs. lay, Transitive and intransitive verbs, The Australian Environment
Protection and Biodiversity Act, Pronouns defined, What some people
“know,” Making “happy as a clam” make sense, Scare quotes, Sixteen
ways to make plurals, Cardinality of a set, Numbers—when to use words
and when to use numerals, Subjectverb agreement when there is a compound
subject, When to use du and when to use Sie in German, Literary symbolism,
One hundred best first lines from novels, What is means to be a graduate
student, Should the saying be, “The early worm gets eaten”? Dictionary
vs. thesaurus, Conjugation of a verb in three tenses, Existentialism
defined, The three cases in which a preposition is capitalized in a book
title, The two numbers in English (singular and plural—I and we) and the
three numbers in Russian, Six tenses in English, Correction: 12 tenses in
English. Hardcover, 128 pages. 
9781937032159 
$19.00 
Life of
Fred Middle School Language Arts Classes :
The overall picture in business, math, football, life, and English, Seven
parts of speech, Tense is the Latin word for time, Prepositions explained
in 30 seconds, A sentence with 16 prepositional phrases, Adjectives, Three
kinds of adjectival errors, Four uses of italics, Simplifying the 12
tenses, Positive, comparative, and superlative forms of adjectives, Proper
nouns used as adjectives, Suffix, Using the present tense to indicate
things that are always true, Direct and indirect objects, Often the least
effective way to teach is to lecture, Nominative, objective, and
possessive cases, Simile, Schwa, Auxiliary verbs, Elliptical construction,
Formal, informal, nonstandard, and general English, Two ways our brains
work, The four emotions (glad, sad, mad, and afraid), Counter words, The
three reasons to write, Adverbs, The three parts of mothering, The seven
rules for when to double the final consonant when adding the suffix –ed
(and simplified down to one rule), Intersection of sets, Less vs. fewer,
Infinitive form of a verb as subject, object, adjective, and adverb,
Holloware, flatware, and how to set a table, Prepositions at the end of
sentences, Euphemisms and minced oaths, Subjunctive, imperative, and
indicative moods, Antecedents of pronouns, Nauseous vs. nauseated, Stream
of consciousness writing, Hyphens can change meaning, When to hyphenate
compound adjectives (the six rules). Hardcover, 128 pages. 
9781937032173 
$19.00 
Life of
Fred Middle School Language Arts Dreams :
Why kids don’t go to jail, Brackets, parentheses, and braces, Three ways
to make a break in a sentence (commas, parentheses and dashes), How to
type an em dash on a computer, Which words ending in –nger are
pronounced with a hard g, Use of [sic], Where to put the question mark(s)
in Did he ask, “What time is it”, What to use instead of parentheses
inside of parentheses, Twentysix research doctorates and two professional
degree doctorates, Ruminants and why horses are unlucky, Three uses of a
dash, When a question mark or an exclamation mark can touch a dash, What
not to say to little children, Metaphors, The only time a period can touch
a dash, When acronyms lose their periods or their capitalization, Analogy,
Emphatic form of a verb, Compound subjects, Compound verbs, Simple,
compound, and complex sentences, Coordinating and correlative
conjunctions, When to express numbers as words or as numerals, Conjunctive
adverbs, Figurative language (comparison, degree, and association), Two
rules for making outlines, Parallel construction, Synecdoche, The
difference between metaphor and metonymy, Allusions in writing, Good
spelling implies high IQ, Inverse, converse, and contrapositive, Logical
equivalence, The four times to use the passive voice, How to pronounce
viz. e.g. and i.e., Three keys to good writing, Unnecessary prepositions,
How to write an essay, Plagiarism, Etymology, Two times you can use
sentence fragments, Three uses of the slash mark (/), Why we capitalize
the pronoun I, Ellipsis. Hardcover, 128 pages. 

$108.00 
Life of Fred
Beginning Reader 18Book Set : Blue,
Bus, Lake,
Potato
Dreams, Ducks,
Rain, Mud,
Night,
Dawn, House,
Windows,
Kitchen,
Electricity,
Dinner,
Evening,
Garden,
Peach,
Going Home
:
This delightful romp for young beginning readers unfolds over the 18 books of the series as Fred (age 4) and Kingie (his doll) go on an exciting adventure. These storybooks also teach colors, shapes, the word "STOP," and how to make mashed potatoes.

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