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To Order, Contact Horrible Ray with your Horrible Order. I'll confirm everything, and then you can mail a check made out to "Del Sol Books" or "Horrible Books" and addressed to Del Sol Books, 6574 Edmonton Avenue, San Diego, CA, 92122. I really like Email, and you're also welcome to call me at Google Voice 8588764441 or 888DELSOL1, Skype me at Horrible Books, or Fax me at 877DELSOL8. To Order or to Ask a Horrible
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Free Shipping Free US Media Mail Shipping to any of the 50 US States in approximately 1 Week. To reduce your Horrible Anticipation Time, you're welcome to pick up your Horrible Books in San Diego for Free or request FedEx Ground Delivery for approximately $15. No Sales Tax There's No Sales Tax for anyone, ever. If you're in California, I'll cover your Sales Tax. Payment Options I really like checks, and you're also welcome to pay via Purchase Order, PayPal or Credit Card. For Credit Cards, I need the credit card number, the expiration date, and the 3-digit code on the back (for AMEX, it's the 4-digit number on the front). You're also welcome to pay via PayPal.
Estimated Time of Your Horrible Arrival All of the Horrible Books and Magazines listed with a Yellow Background are In Stock and Ready to Mail, as well as the Galore Park Books marked in Yellow that are In Stock and Ready to Mail, so those will be mailed to you immediately and you will receive them in about 1 Week. For everything else, I will be placing our Horrible UK Order the morning after our Sunday, August 8, 2010 Horrible UK Order, so Scholastic UK and Galore Park Books can begin packing up their respective books for the Saturday, August 21, 2010 Titanic Trip to the US. Then, barring any unforeseen events, I should have all of the Horrible Books in my hot little hands on Tuesday, August 24, 2010 and in the mail by Saturday, August 28, 2010 for Early-September Delivery to you. Refunds and Returns If any book goes Out-of-Print and/or is Out-of-Stock, I will immediately provide a Full Refund Check. This does happen occasionally, despite my best efforts to deduce what Scholastic UK has in their warehouse. So, with the Full Refund Check, you'll be all clear. I'll let you know whether I think your unavailable Horrible Book(s) should be available for a Future Horrible UK Order, and then you can reorder if and when you want. In the Horribly Rare event that you are not Horribly Satisfied with your Horrible Books, Email me and I will do my best to make you a Horrible Fan. Future Horrible Order Dates : Horrible Packing I pack books far better than any publisher or distributor I know. Books are my babies and I want you to receive them in new condition, since you're paying for new books. If you're really interested, Email me and I'll reveal my Book-Packing Secrets. International Shipping Delivery outside the US is almost always cost-prohibitive, unless you have a US Military Mailing Address. For Determined Horrible Fans, I strongly recommend using the US Mailing Address of a friend/relative living in or visiting the US, a US Hotel you or a friend/relative may be visiting, or a USPS PO Box or USPS General Delivery. Privacy Horrible Books is committed to protecting your privacy. When you order, I only need to know 3 things : 1) your mailing address to mail your Horrible Books to you, 2) your email address to email your Invoice to you, and 3) that your payment has been sent/received. I do not sell, trade, or share any of this information. If you pay via check, I promptly deposit the check and it's never seen again. If you pay via credit card, I need the credit card number, the expiration date, and the 3-digit code on the back (for AMEX, it's the 4-digit number on the front). The credit card information is entered directly into a credit card terminal and is never seen again. If you reorder with a credit card, I'll need all of the credit card information again, as I don't keep any credit card information anywhere. At some point, I'll begin accepting credit cards online for Horrible Shopping Cart Orders. When that happens, you'll be able to enter credit card information online through a Secure Server Layer (SSL) that encrypts all of the information before it's transmitted to my Horrible Credit Card Processor. I will never get or need to know any of the credit card information. I will only need to know the same 3 things : 1) your mailing address to mail your Horrible Books to you, 2) your email address to email your Invoice to you, and 3) that your payment has been sent/received. I will not sell, trade, or share any of this information.
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