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1) Let me know what you want, and provide your mailing address. Free Immediate Mailing Free US Media Mail Shipping with Tracking to any of the 50 US States in about 1 week. No Sales Tax There's No Sales Tax for anyone, anywhere, any ever. Payment Options Upon receipt and Horrible Satisfaction, you can mail a check made out to Horrible Books to : Horrible Books, 333 N Main Street, # 2464, Cedar City, UT, 84720, or you can Zelle to ray@horriblebooks.com, or you can Venmo to horriblebooks (0665). Horrible Packing I pack Books far better than anyone I know. Books are my babies and I want you to receive them in new condition, since you're paying for New Books. The key is that I never put Book corners next to the corners of the box. Instead, I wrap Books in a plastic grocery bag to protect them from humidity, rain, and snow, and I make sure there's about an inch of crunched up newspaper protecting all the corners of the box. Not just the corner corners, but the corners all the way from the bottom to the top of the box. Then I put a half inch of crunched up newspaper around all 6 sides. I tape it up well with Scotch Heavy-Duty Tape, and then I shake the box. If I hear shuffling around, I reopen the box, add more newspaper, tape it up, and shake the box again. Once it passes the Shake Test, that box of Books is Officially Certified as "Postal-Drop-Kick Proof", and better packed than 100% of the book publishers I've ever dealt with. It's not rocket surgery! :) And as an FYI, any Ding'd Books are offered at 20%-Off to anyone who asks, or are sold at a conference at 20%-Off. So, you can be confident that all books sold here are new edition new books in new condition. Horrible Recycling I use used boxes and used newspaper 100% of the time. Feel free to use them again. Reduce (Minimalist), Reuse (Resourceful), Recycle (Last Option Before Trash). Horrible Refunds and Returns In the Horribly Rare
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