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August 8, 2010
Horrible UK Order

Horrible Books
Horrible Order Info
Horrible Book List  -  Excel
Horrible Book Sample Pages
Horrible Magazine Sample Pages
Horrible Endorsements
Scholastic UK's Site
Scholastic UK, Horrible Books
Galore Park Book List
Galore Park Sample Pages
Galore Park Endorsements
Galore Park Books' Site
Galore Park Books, Horrible Books
Murderous Maths, Horrible Books
Murderous Maths' Author Kjartan Poskitt's Site
Murderous Maths' Official Site
Murderous Maths' Scholastic Site
Murderous Maths' Wikipedia Site
Horrible Geography, Horrible Books
Horrible Geography's Author Anita Ganeri's Site
Horrible Geography's Scholastic Site
Horrible Geography's Wikipedia Site
Horrible Science, Horrible Books
Horrible Science's Author Nick Arnold's Site
Horrible Science's Official Site
Horrible Science's Scholastic Site
Horrible Science's Wikipedia Site
Horrible Histories, Horrible Books
Horrible Histories' Author Terry Deary's Site
Horrible Histories' Official Site
Horrible Histories' Scholastic Site
Horrible Histories' Wikipedia Site
Horribly Famous, Horrible Books
Horribly Famous' Wikipedia Site
10 Best Ever, Horrible Books
Totally, Horrible Books

Horrible Books and Horrible Magazines!

To Order, Contact  Horrible Ray with your Horrible Order.  I'll confirm everything, and then you can mail a check made out to "Del Sol Books" or "Horrible Books" and addressed to Del Sol Books, 6574 Edmonton Avenue, San Diego, CA, 92122.  I really like Email, and you're also welcome to call me at Google Voice 8588764441 or 888DELSOL1, Skype me at Horrible Books, or Fax me at 877DELSOL8.

To Order or to Ask a Horrible Question :
Ray at Horrible Books com


Blood Curdling Box of 20 Horrible Histories Books, Horrible Books20%-Off a 1.60 Exchange Rate  20%-Off Discount off the British Pound to US$ Exchange Rate of 1.60.  So, if a Horrible Book is 5.99 British Pounds, the US$ price will be : $7.67 (5.99 x 1.6 x .8).


Free Shipping  Free US Media Mail Shipping to any of the 50 US States in approximately 1 Week.  To reduce your Horrible Anticipation Time, you're welcome to pick up your Horrible Books in San Diego for Free or request FedEx Ground Delivery for approximately $15.


No Sales Tax  There's No Sales Tax for anyone, ever.  If you're in California, I'll cover your Sales Tax.


Payment Options  I really like checks, and you're also welcome to pay via Purchase Order, PayPal or Credit Card.  For Credit Cards, I need the credit card number, the expiration date, and the 3-digit code on the back (for AMEX, it's the 4-digit number on the front).  You're also welcome to pay via PayPal.

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Bulging Box of 20 Horrible Science Books, Horrible BooksOrder Changes  If you need to Change any part of your Horrible Order, Email me through midnight Sunday, August 8, 2010.  No worries.  You can also add Horrible Books and Magazines listed with a Yellow Background that are In-Stock and Ready to Mail at any time. 


Estimated Time of Your Horrible Arrival  All of the Horrible Books and Magazines listed with a Yellow Background are In Stock and Ready to Mail, as well as the Galore Park Books marked in Yellow that are In Stock and Ready to Mail, so those will be mailed to you immediately and you will receive them in about 1 Week.  For everything else, I will be placing our Horrible UK Order the morning after our Sunday, August 8, 2010 Horrible UK Order, so Scholastic UK and Galore Park Books can begin packing up their respective books for the Saturday, August 21, 2010 Titanic Trip to the US.  Then, barring any unforeseen events, I should have all of the Horrible Books in my hot little hands on Tuesday, August 24, 2010 and in the mail by Saturday, August 28, 2010 for Early-September Delivery to you.


Refunds and Returns  If any book goes Out-of-Print and/or is Out-of-Stock, I will immediately provide a Full Refund Check.  This does happen occasionally, despite my best efforts to deduce what Scholastic UK has in their warehouse.  So, with the Full Refund Check, you'll be all clear.  I'll let you know whether I think your unavailable Horrible Book(s) should be available for a Future Horrible UK Order, and then you can reorder if and when you want.  In the Horribly Rare event that you are not Horribly Satisfied with your Horrible Books, Email me and I will do my best to make you a Horrible Fan.


Future Horrible Order Dates :
August 8, 2010 for Early-September delivery
September 26, 2010 for Late-October delivery
November 14, 2010 for Mid-December delivery
January 9, 2011 for Early-February delivery
February 27, 2011 for Late-March delivery
April 17, 2011 for Mid-May delivery
June 12, 2011 for Mid-July delivery
August 7, 2011 for Early-September delivery
September 25, 2011 for Late-October delivery
November 13, 2011 for Mid-December delivery
January 8, 2012 for Early-February delivery
February 26, 2012 for Late-March delivery
April 15, 2012 for Mid-May delivery
June 10, 2012 for Mid-July delivery
August 5, 2012 for Early-September delivery
September 23, 2012 for Late-October delivery
November 11, 2012 for Mid-December delivery
January 6, 2013 for Early-February delivery
Dates subject to change Horribly.


Horrible Packing  I pack books far better than any publisher or distributor I know.  Books are my babies and I want you to receive them in new condition, since you're paying for new books.  If you're really interested, Email me and I'll reveal my Book-Packing Secrets.


International Shipping  Delivery outside the US is almost always cost-prohibitive, unless you have a US Military Mailing Address.  For Determined Horrible Fans, I strongly recommend using the US Mailing Address of a friend/relative living in or visiting the US, a US Hotel you or a friend/relative may be visiting, or a USPS PO Box or USPS General Delivery.


Privacy  Horrible Books is committed to protecting your privacy.  When you order, I only need to know 3 things : 1) your mailing address to mail your Horrible Books to you, 2) your email address to email your Invoice to you, and 3) that your payment has been sent/received.  I do not sell, trade, or share any of this information.  If you pay via check, I promptly deposit the check and it's never seen again.  If you pay via credit card, I need the credit card number, the expiration date, and the 3-digit code on the back (for AMEX, it's the 4-digit number on the front).  The credit card information is entered directly into a credit card terminal and is never seen again.  If you reorder with a credit card, I'll need all of the credit card information again, as I don't keep any credit card information anywhere.  At some point, I'll begin accepting credit cards online for Horrible Shopping Cart Orders.  When that happens, you'll be able to enter credit card information online through a Secure Server Layer (SSL) that encrypts all of the information before it's transmitted to my Horrible Credit Card Processor.  I will never get or need to know any of the credit card information.  I will only need to know the same 3 things : 1) your mailing address to mail your Horrible Books to you, 2) your email address to email your Invoice to you, and 3) that your payment has been sent/received.  I will not sell, trade, or share any of this information.

 

Ray, Horrible Books

Horrible Books and Horrible Magazines!